Sol Sim Rem
It's a god-awful small affair
Mi7 Lam
to the girl with the mousy hair
Sol Re
But her mummy is yelling "No"
Re7 Sol
and her daddy as told her to go
Sim Rem
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Mi7 Lam
as she walks through her sunken dream
Sol Re
To the seat with the clearest view
Re7 Sib
and she's hooked to the silver screen
Sib+ Solm
But the film is a saddening bore
Sol# Mib
For she's lived it ten times or more
Sol7 Dom
She could spit in the eyes of fools
Mib
as they ask her to focus on
Do Fa Sol
Sailors, fighting in the dance hall
Lam Fam Sol
Oh man! look at those cavemen go,
Solm Rem
it's a freakiest show
Fam Do
Take a look at the Lawman,
Fa Sol
beating up the wrong guy
Lam Fam Sol
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Solm Rem
he's in the best selling show
Fam Lam Lab Do Re
Is there life on Mars?
Sol Sol#dim Lam La#dim Sim Do Dom
Sol Sim Rem
It's on Amerika's tortured brow
Mi7 Lam
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Sol Re
Now the workers have struck for fame
Re7 Sol
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
Sim Rem
See the mice in their million hordes
Mi7 Lam
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Sol Re
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
Re7 Sib
To my mother, my dog and clowns
Sib+ Solm
But the film is a saddening bore
Sol# Mib
`Cause I wrote it ten times or more
Sol7 Dom
It's about to be writ again
Mib
As I ask you to focus on
Do Fa Sol
Sailors, fighting in the dance hall
Lam Fam Sol
Oh man! look at those cavemen go,
Solm Rem
it's a freakiest show
Fam Do
Take a look at the Lawman,
Fa Sol
beating up the wrong guy
Lam Fam Sol
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Solm Rem
he's in the best selling show
Fam Lam Lab Do Re
Is there life on Mars?
Sol Sol#dim Lam
Do
Fa Fam Do
